Back in college my buddy and I lived together in a dorm room. He’d been with a lot of girls and it happened that a girl I slept with he’d slept with years earlier. So the next day he asks Rachel which of us had the larger penis. Being a lady she refused to answer despite his pressing the issue. A few weeks later the two of us were having some beers with a girl friend we both knew. The topic came up again and I was feeling my beer muscles and told my buddy if he wanted to compare I was up for the challenge. Our girl friend had never seen either of our dicks so she was to be the judge. We would stand back to back and prepare and then turn to face the judge. I was ready first and felt pretty good about my chances. Our judge was visibly impressed and mentioned that my length and girth with quite impressive. My buddy seemed to be having a little more trouble preparing so I started to needle him. I told him if he couldn’t get it fully up he’d have to challenge me with what he had. Finally he resigned himself to face the music without being fully hard. At this point he had not seen what I brought. He turned around and I was just like, ‘Fuck!’. His semi hard dick was at least a head longer than mine and significantly thicker. There was clearly no need for a judge. I’d known him for years and somehow the fact that his dick was huge didn’t reach my ears. I remember hearing talk but I never imagined it was this big. A lot of things fell into place at that moment such as the volume of noise made by the girls my buddy would fuck. Our judge just gasped. Once my buddy saw the size difference it must have pumped his ego because his dick grew rock hard and he continued to extend his lead, literally. It was never established as the prize but our judge decided to reward the winner later that evening. From then on he would always kid me a bit. I’m not even small but my buddy is just one of the monster dick guys that I thought only existed in movies.

2014-06-07